I was practicing my guitar in the park when a beautiful girl I didn't know talked to me. "You're boring. I'll turn you into a rock man that I like." "You're cute. If you follow me, you'll be able to do good things." Then the days of being groped, toyed, and made to ejaculate at a girl's pace begin - during dates, nipple torture toys are trained, and urethra jobs with guitar picks. Or... My boring daily life has changed completely.
